And Now, An Important Message From Toyota Global President, Akio Toyoda

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11/13/2019 at 11:15 • Filed to: None

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You people and your fucking crossovers. No sedans, no compacts, no sports cars, nothing. Just crossovers. Crossovers! Godd amn all of you.

Do you understand the struggle? Do you see what I’ve had to do? The Camry once upon a time used to be the lower middle manager’s luxury car. For those who’ve tasted the rice cracker that is the Corolla but now want something a little more. Before, it was just a bit better than basic transportation, as god intended. Now it can cost fourty-thousand-fuckin’ dollars! Look what we’ve had to do to keep those sales number up. Its an R33 aged fourty years with two divorces and three children under it’s belt ! If this keeps up, we’ll have to add a manual on top of 300 hp and AWD. Is that what you want? Hmm? Of course it is, you sick bastards... 


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > PS9
11/13/2019 at 11:28

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Yes Toyoda-san , I want a AWD Rally Camry


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > PS9
11/13/2019 at 11:30

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Had to stifle back laughing out loud at this one.


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11/13/2019 at 11:34

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Mea nwhile, to the north...

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Kinja'd!!! PartyPooper2012 > PS9
11/13/2019 at 11:35

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FWD RWD AWD I don’t care. Just give me a manual. Good... smooth... japanese manual and I will die happy with gas pedal stuck under the floor mat 


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11/13/2019 at 11:35

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Unrelated: Akio Toyoda(‘s twitter slave ) tweeted at me once. It was... weird.


Kinja'd!!! arl > For Sweden
11/13/2019 at 11:36

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And make it hybrid! 


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > PS9
11/13/2019 at 11:38

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305HP V6 AWD Camry TRd. Do it or GTFO!

Well obviously I wont buy one new, what you think I'm made of money?


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11/13/2019 at 11:42

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Can you imagine though. — He is an honest to goodness car enthusiast, that loves sports cars and watchdd as his namesake peddled mediocre and bland cars to the masses . He came to power and found a way to start introducing fun and sporty cars again, just to see the bulk of car ownership shift to bland crossovers and S UV’s.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > PS9
11/13/2019 at 12:02

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Yeah, but can you stop rebadging inferior cars under your name?


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > PS9
11/13/2019 at 20:42

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Throw in the ROW turbo-diesel, p aint it brown and make it a wagon (with no cladding or raised height dammit) and then we’ll leave you alone.


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11/15/2019 at 11:14

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Camry Safari Edition...

(*Early Engineering Test Mule Pictured)

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